Beer for Breakfast: Mountain Dew, But Make It Hard

It’s a Friday so it’s Beer For Breakfast. Today, we sample Hard Mountain Dew in 4 flavors: Watermelon, Black Cherry, Baja Blast, and the OG Mountain Dew. With 5% ABV, this is both considered a malt liquor and a hard seltzer. Anyone else getting Four Loko vibes here?