Before you google this, be warned . . . you can’t un-see it: The adult toy company Lovehoney posted two graphics that show what the human hand would look like if it was re-designed to just be good at SELF-PLEASURING.
They did one for men’s hands and one for women’s, and they’re very different concepts. But both look like something out of a nightmare.
The one for women…
Includes a longer forearm and hyper-flexible joints for better reach, plus “thermal control” for hot and cold options. And every finger is like a different love toy . . . kind of like if your hand was a Swiss Army knife for solo-play.
There’s a weird rabbit-ear thumb . . . a stubby index finger with ridges . . . a wavy middle finger that’s extra-long . . . a ring finger that shoots “pleasure” air . . . a smaller pinky finger built for “precision” . . . and the whole hand can VIBRATE.
The one for men is equally weird.
It’s got a thumb and SIX fingers instead of four, and they’re WEBBED for maximum skin-on-skin contact.
They’re also textured with little nubs . . . the palm is wider, with ridges on it . . . there’s a small hole in the center for “suction sensations” . . . the thumb joint is much more flexible . . . and there’s a wider, stronger forearm to help with endurance.
Both versions would make doing anything else with your hands totally impractical. But I guess the point is why WOULD you do anything else?